power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to see through glass

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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Acid pee

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!