The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!