- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee poop

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power of being yourself

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

the power to jerk off

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

The power to have no power.

the ability to make something that docent exists

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to set money on fire

Pointless Super Powers