Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!