The power to be a gamer

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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to spelle caretly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!