The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!