The power to start time.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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Super-slowness

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the power to instantly die

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to pee poop

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to not get shit dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!