The power to drown on land.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the powre to spel

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to see through glass

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!