- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The power to die early.

The power to find pokemon attractive

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The ability to not have a super power.

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power of self mind control

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

Pointless Super Powers