- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power of self mind control

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to dance really well

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

Pointless Super Powers