The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to have a power.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to have a super power,

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!