THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to die at will

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!