- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to know who farted at any time.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

Pointless Super Powers