The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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hello

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!