The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to count from A to purple

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to create powers

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to die at will.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!