The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the powre to spel

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to wear crocs.

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being able to blow up and die

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!