the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the powre to spel

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to die when you change emotions

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!