Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!