The ability to breath under lava

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!