The power to eat your own face.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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Super-slowness

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!