The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to create powers

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!