the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to not have any powers

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!