The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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being able to blow up and die

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!