The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!