The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to breath at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!