The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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to make asians smart

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!