The power to kill yourself

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!