The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!