The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power of Grayskull.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!