The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to be called justin bieber

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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to make asians smart

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The power to to think less

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!