The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!