The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to have a power

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power drown in water

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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God tier Waste of Space

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!