The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to die early.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!