DIY LOL
Clarksonisms
Quoted Coworkers
Rate My Battlestation
yo ima let you finish
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
184
185
186
187
188
189
190
191
192
…
Next ›
Last »
Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(
thumb_up
thumb_down
+77
The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+77
the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+77
The power to make my own sandwich
thumb_up
thumb_down
+75
The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+75
The power to get hard at will.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+67
The ability to not be Batman
thumb_up
thumb_down
+63
the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant
thumb_up
thumb_down
+59
The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+57
The power to die at will.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+57
the power to make pointless superpowers
thumb_up
thumb_down
+55
the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....
thumb_up
thumb_down
+29
The ability to change races.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+178
power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes
thumb_up
thumb_down
+176
The power to see through glass
thumb_up
thumb_down
+154
the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh
thumb_up
thumb_down
+152
The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold
thumb_up
thumb_down
+136
The ability to be able to transform into a spork.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+134
The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+126
The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards
thumb_up
thumb_down
+126
The ability to become shit forever.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+120
The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+118
The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water
thumb_up
thumb_down
+118
The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+116
« First
‹ Prev
…
184
185
186
187
188
189
190
191
192
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!