Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The ability to not be Batman

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to see through glass

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!