The power to die early.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to not have any powers

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!