- Pointless Super Powers

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

+88

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

+88

The power to not get shit dick

+88

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

+88

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

+86

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

+76

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

+76

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

+74

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

Super-slowness

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to have a super power,

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

Acid pee

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?