The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to create powers

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!