The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to die

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!