the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to drown on land.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to create powers

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to get hard at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!