The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to die at will.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to die at will

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to instantly die

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Super-slowness

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!