The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to start time.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to divide by zero

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to spelle caretly

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!