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The power to die, and you can only do it once.
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The power to pee poop
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the power of being yourself
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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.
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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds
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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.
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The power to read all these post's in less then a day
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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.
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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly
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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.
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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!
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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.
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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.
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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.
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the power to jerk off
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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house
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The power to have no power.
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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.
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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet
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ability to swim like a frog with no legs
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The power to set money on fire
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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person
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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!
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The power to fart in public AT WILL..
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!