the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to pee poop

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to jerk off

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!