the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!