the power to die at will

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to start time.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!