the power to die at will

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to divide by zero

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!