Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to see through glass

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to not have any powers

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!