The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

the power to instantly die

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

the power to fart your way to the moon

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to not get shit dick

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to drown on land.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The power to make my own sandwich

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

The power to get hard at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!