The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Acid pee

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!