The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to create powers

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to die at will.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to have no power.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!