The power to have no power.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!