The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to create powers

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to die at will.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to have no power.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!