The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!