The power to eat your own face.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Acid pee

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!