- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to start time.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

to power to do the bird is the word

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to divide by zero

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to poop whenever you want.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

Pointless Super Powers