- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

the ability to make something that docent exists

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

the power to be powerless

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to start time.

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

Pointless Super Powers