The ability to see through insects.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to like charlie

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Dejavu

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!