The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to become yourself

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!