The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

the power to have the remote come to you.

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

the power of words

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to run at 0.5mph

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!