THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power of words

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!