The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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hello

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to lock open doors

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to troll.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!